Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Ayurvedic Medicine - Hello Ancient India

            For my next foray into alternative medicine, I will travel back in time and give Ayurvedic medicine a try.  Ayurveda is one of the world’s oldest forms of holistic healing.  Ayurveda traces its origins back thousands of years to ancient India.  The first obstacle I come across in my plans to sample this discipline is how do I pronounce Ayurvedic?  Is it Aaroovadick?  Ayorveedak?  Fortunately, I don’t have to look far to find clarification from a native of India.  Do all Indians aspire to be doctors?  I share my office with a Dr. Gupta, not the world famous Sanjay Gupta, but Vinnie Gupta.  Dr. Gupta informs me the correct pronunciation is “Eye yur vaydick.”  Now that I can pronounce Ayurvedic, I am ready to find a local practitioner.  Fortunately, I now live in Asheville, North Carolina, home of all things alternative.  San Francisco has nothing on my little mountain town when it comes to non-traditional forms of medicine. Had I searched for an Ayurvedic doctor in Cleveland, Ohio, two years ago when I started this quest, I would have been out of luck.  Asheville not only has Ayurveda, but it boasts one of the few Ayurvedic centers in the United States.  Don’t lose heart Clevelanders - a University Hospitals affiliate just added Ayurveda as a wellness option - further proof that alternative medicine is not really so “alternative” any longer.

            What is Ayurveda?  Does a form of wellness therapy invented thousands of years ago still have relevance in modern times?  To answer these questions, I turn to my usual sources: my bible, Alternative Medicine - The Definitive Guide, and WebMd.  These two sources provide opposite sides of the spectrum - alternative medicine devotees versus western-trained doctors like me.  According to Dr. Deepak Chopra, Ayurvedic physicians ask “Who is my patient?” rather than “What disease does my patient have?”  The focus of Ayurveda is to promote good health rather than to treat disease.  Ayurveda believes in the connectedness of everything in the universe (Connectedness is a key buzzword for many “alternative” beliefs.  I often think my traditionally trained colleagues worry too much about the “connectedness” of their coding for procedures and billing).  Ayurveda says everything is composed of the five basic elements - space, air, water, fire, and earth (a bit simpler than the 118 elements that make up the Periodic Table).  These basic elements combine to form a person’s metabolic type or dosha.  If your dosha gets out of balance, you are prone to illness.

            I check out the three doshas - Vata, Pitta, and Kapha.  Which one am I?  Persons typically are of one predominant dosha, but may express the other doshas to a lesser degree. There are certain characteristics associated with each dosha.  My bible, Alternative Medicine, lists traits associated with each dosha.  As I read the list of general traits, I am reminded of a bad horoscope which gives general predictions that could apply to everyone.  Despite my initial cynicism, I am clearly a Pitta:  medium build; fair-thin hair (thinner than I would like); warm-perspiring skin; doesn’t miss a meal; lives by the clock; intelligent and articulate (of course); orderly-efficient; warm and loving (maybe); short-tempered (nope); heartburn (yep); hemorrhoids (yes, how embarrassing); and, acne (my friends definitely remember my pizza-faced youth).  Wow!  I am a Pitta through and through.

            According to WebMd, those with Pitta as their primary life force are more likely to develop anger and negative emotions (bullshit! I hate this website!), Crohn’s disease (I do have bowel issues), heart disease, heartburn, high blood pressure, and infections.  Fortunately, I am an infectious diseases doctor so I should be able to handle the last of these.  Based on my overwhelming Pitta-ness, I should have had a least one cardiac bypass surgery by now.  I don’t dare wait any longer.  I need to find guidance before I croak.  I will set up my first Ayurvedic consultation right away. 

 Next week . . . a visit to the Ayurvedic doctor.

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