Friday, November 28, 2014

Crystal Magic

            My self-described bible, Alternative Medicine - The Definitive Guide, has failed me for the first time.  Nowhere within its over one thousand pages can I find a reference to “healing with crystals.”  Well, surely I can learn more about the subject on the National Center for Alternative and Complementary Medicine’s website, but no, I strike out once again.  Maybe I finally found a truly “alternative” alternative.  Fortunately, Asheville does not let me down.  There are an abundance of sites within town that offer healing with crystals.  What is crystal healing?  According to reputable sources, crystal healing is a technique using crystals and other stones as conduits for natural healing energy.  Each crystal has unique properties that can benefit certain conditions or illnesses.  A common belief is crystals stimulate our body’s “chakras,” seven points of energy along our bodies that start on the forehead and extend down to the pelvis.  Each chakra’s name is based on the corresponding region of the body - sacral chakra, solar plexus chakra, heart chakra, and so forth.  Certain crystals work with certain chakras.
            I perform an exhaustive internet search for “crystals,” “crystal healing,” and “crystal therapy” in the Asheville region and devise a plan.  I create my own pu pu platter of crystal samplings.  I will begin my journey with a visit to Michelle.  Michelle offers the world renowned “John of God Crystal Bed Therapy.”  The crystal bed promises deep relaxation and increased energy along with a “redefined sense of life purpose.”  I will follow this up with an excursion to the Asheville Salt Cave.  The cave contains twenty tons of “crystal salt” with all eighty-four trace elements that are found in one’s body.  The elements are at the same vibrational patterns which our bodies need to heal themselves.  When this is over, if I have any ailments left, I will top off my exploration of crystals with a little bit of cookbook medicine.  Following recommended uses, I will purchase my own crystals and see if I can fix what still needs fixin’.

Next week . . . John of God’s Crystal Bed

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