Thursday, June 5, 2014

Juiced up on Beets


 
              Next up in the competition for best performance enhancing drink is Unbeetable.  Last week, I raced my bicycle under the influence of Red Bull, and I was sorely disappointed.  Will this week be any different?
            Once again, the conditions are ideal for me to have a good ride.  It is a nice cool evening, and my body feels great.  I twist open an 8 ounce bottle of Unbeetable and fill up my glass.  Unbeetable is dark and foreboding with an eerie resemblance to blood.  Fortunately, it does not have the classic smell of canned beets.  I am not a beet lover, or even a beet liker.  I take a sip.  It is a bit too concentrated.  I fill the remaining third of my glass with sparkling water.  Much better.  It is now quite drinkable.  I ingest the whole drink in a few large gulps.  I will begin my time trial in about two hours.  Two to three hours is the suggested time to wait for maximum benefit.
             Two hours later, I am at the base of Elk Mountain.  Today, I hope to set a personal best over the Elk Mountain Time Trial course outlined on my iPhone STRAVA app.  I also hope to move up in the STRAVA rankings.  I strive to break into the top half of recorded times.
              I begin the climb.  I push myself hard throughout the whole ride.  The pavement rolls by.  On the final ascent, I find myself hyperventilating.  Shaky, but undaunted, I reach the top.  The ride felt good, but I felt good last week and ended up disappointed.  I don’t let my hopes get too high.
              On arriving home, I check out my recorded time on STRAVA: 32 minutes, 10 seconds!  I have crushed my prior times by over a minute and half.  I have set a new personal best, and my ranking in STRAVA for the Elk Mountain TT has risen from 314th place to 270th of 472 participants.  Not quite in the top half, but I am pushing the envelope.   Watch out Mr. King of the Mountain, here I come!

-Check out my post from May 17th (The PEDs to be Scrutinized) for a full disclosure of my relationship with Unbeetable.

- Go to http://www.explorationofalternativemedicine.com/ to see a photo of the PEDs being tested and check the  "Links" page for a video of the final ascent of the Elk Mountain TT ride.

-next week… climbing Elk Mountain fueled by java. 

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