Thursday, May 29, 2014

Riding the Red Bull


 
                I am excited to try out the first contender for best performance enhancing drink (PED) on the market.   The drinks in contention are Red Bull Energy Drink, Unbeetable, Trader Joe’s Dark coffee, and Gatorade G-series Prime.  First up is Red Bull.

                I am up early on Saturday morning and I feel good.  I sense the conditions are ripe for me to achieve a new personal best when I race my bike to the top of Elk Mountain.  I load myself with a healthy breakfast of cereal topped with fruit and a glass of orange juice.  An hour later I am raring to go.  I pop open an 8 ounce can of Red Bull and quickly down the whole thing.  It is my first Red Bull.  I am surprised that it has the color and consistency of ginger ale. It has bit of carbonation and a slightly fruity taste.  Not bad.  I expected it to be a dark, more akin to Coke or possibly Jolt cola, which was popular when I was in college.  I remember my classmates drinking Jolt cola to fuel late night drinking binges and also to stay awake during the inevitable all night study sessions which followed.  I have always perceived Red Bull to be the Jolt cola of the 21st century.  I suppose I have been unfair.

                Twenty minutes later I am on my bike rolling down the road toward the Elk Mountain Time Trial start.  It is an easy 2-3 miles of mostly downhill.  It is a nice cool morning with the temperature in the sixties.  Conditions are favorable.  The Red Bull should be kicking in.  Time to tame the mountain.

                I turn on to Elk Mountain road and start the long inexorable climb.  I have chosen not to wear a watch.  I plan on pushing myself as hard as I can go each time and when I get home my STRAVA app will let me know how I did.  After about five minutes I feel pretty good. I am pushing a good steady pace.  There are no turkeys or other wildlife along the road today to distract me.  The pavement churns below me.  I am a well-oiled machine.  Aside from an occasional burp, undoubtedly due to the carbonation in Red Bull, I am doing fine.  I cruise into the open glade which holds my dream house, but which also signals a short reprieve before the final steep climb.  I push through my pain on the final ascent and keep pumping until I reach the finish line.  I then leisurely complete the rest of the ride home while basking in my accomplishment.  Surely, I have crushed the time from my baseline ride, and in doing so set a new personal record.

                When I arrive home I check my time for the Elk Mountain TT segment on STRAVA.  I am flabbergasted to discover my time is 33:54.  I actually went 7 seconds slower than the week prior. It appears I was bucked off the Red Bull rather than having road it to victory.  My ride had felt so good.  It is hard to conceive that not only was my time over a 4.8 mile course within seven seconds of my prior ride, but that it was seven seconds slower.  Ouch. 

 

Next week… A repeat of the Elk Mountain Time trial, but this time juiced up on Unbeetable.

3 comments:

  1. I used to take Red Bull almost everyday about two years ago when I was combining two jobs and school. It really helped. I almost got addicted to it. From my opinion, it works effectively after you use it for sometime but not one can. I read an article about the enhancing performance effect of coconut water and pineapple juice. I will send you a copy of that article published by a student of the Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology

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  2. In this project a sports drink product was developed from coconut water and
    pineapple juice. In the formulations three different pineapples varieties grown locally
    were used in different combination with the coconut water. The pineapple varieties
    were smooth cayenne, MD2 and sugar loaf variety. Proximate, chemical and sensory
    properties of the product were analysed. From the sensory analysis there were no
    significant differences in all the formulations that were made so the sample that
    contained a high energy value, brix and a percentage carbohydrate that allows for easy
    gastric emptying was selected. With these criteria the formulation with the pineapple
    variety known as MD2 (55% coconut water: 45% pineapple juice) which is available
    throughout the year was selected. The final selected sports drink product contained a
    brix of 6.8, a percentage carbohydrate of 5.61%, and vitamin C content of 161.67
    mg/100 ml. Statsgraphics software was used to model and predict the shelf life of the
    final product. The shelf life of the sports drink was 12 months with a pH of 3.80. The
    electrolytes contained in the sports drink was similar to that lost through sweating and
    these were potassium (837.67 mg/L), sodium (273.94 mg/L), phosphate (186.66
    mg/L), magnesium (55.51 mg/L), bicarbonate (46.33 mg/L) chlorine (45 mg/L),
    calcium (28.00 mg/L) and carbonate (6.00 mg/L).

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    1. Edmund- I appreciate you comments. I am aware of coconut water being touted as a great recovery drink. The pineapple juice is new to me. I will have to research it. Alot of the drinks focus on recovery and rehydration during performance. I have tried to pick pre-performance drinks that claim to enhance performance. -Scott

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