Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Detox Diet - Preparing for the Cleanse

             This week will I complete the “Toxicity and Inflammation Quiz,” and begin to eliminate “toxins” from my diet in accordance with Dr. Hyman’s instructions in his book, The UltraSimple Diet.   Unfortunately, the toxin-bearing foods are my favorites.  No more food containing caffeine, processed carbohydrates, high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated fats, or alcohol.  The week of “preparation” will be as challenging as the cleanse itself.  I just hope my stash of cookies and junk food won’t go bad during the next two weeks.

            First, I fill out the “Toxicity and Inflammation Quiz” (you too can access the quiz and the entire diet at: http://drhyman.com/downloads/UltraSimpleCompanion.pdf ).  My score is 16.  This gives me a health status of “mild imbalance.”  This seems about right for my overall health.  Now, if it were a mental health score, I am not so sure.  According to Dr. Hyman, persons with a mild health imbalance might expect the UltraSimple Diet to lead to “improved digestion, better skin, and less nasal congestion.”  Unfortunately, none of these are current issues.  As my friends can attest, I could have used “better skin” when I was in high school, but currently, my complexion is fine.  Hopefully, I will at least see “increased energy and improved mood.”  Weight loss is also a possible benefit which I don’t need.  The areas where I score poorly are: (1) “belching and passing gas” - although I don’t see this as a problem, my wife has a different opinion.  Perhaps I have submitted her to one too many “fart tents” at night; (2) “ headaches” – which still occur with regularity, although are rarely disabling; and, (3) “ insomnia” - which I have given detailed descriptions of in prior posts.  In addition to the quiz, I record my baseline vital stats: weight- 192 lbs., waist - 36 inches, hips - 38 inches, and BMI - 24.

            In accordance with Dr. Hyman’s instructions, on Sunday, my wife and I embark on the one week “preparation” that leads up to the UltraSimple Diet.  It is difficult to resist drinking a beer while watching Sunday Night Football, but I do.  Our plan is to systematically cut out all toxin laden foods over the course of the upcoming week.  I decide to stop alcohol and caffeine cold turkey.  On Monday, I pay for my decision.  I substitute a glass of orange juice for coffee in the morning.  At 11 am, I have a crushing headache.  Work is a chore.  I eye the Coke on my colleague’s desk and consider wrestling it away from him, but somehow I persevere. The rest of the day is a headachy blur.  I tuck myself in at 9:30 pm and hope that Tuesday will be a better day.  As I reflect back on the day, I am not sure that the lack of caffeine is totally to blame.  I am also missing my normal boluses of sugar-laden food:  no Luna bar at mid-morning, no cookies with lunch, no cookies when I get home, and no cookies at night.  You get the picture.  Tuesday promises to be a better day.  I decide to substitute green tea for my usual coffee - at least this has some caffeine in it.  Not too tasty, but again, at this point, who cares about taste?  I can feel a headache threatening to break through, but at 2 pm, it has yet to take over.  We will see how the rest of the week goes and on Sunday, the UltraSimple Diet begins.

(sidenote . . . I have already lost 2 lbs. . . . I miss cookies)

Next week . . . preparation is over.  Let the UltraSimple Diet Begin.

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